breadboxes: breadboxes: what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot “where did my van gogh”
shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic...
crybabe: wow you have the best taste in music unzip ur pants
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
takethewesttraintopanicstation: On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I...– Thought Catalog (via swimmingpoolforants)
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
hotwhiteguy: hotwhiteguy: i lost my number, can you give me yours no no no not your phone number your credit card number
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?