May 2013
breadboxes:
breadboxes:
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic...
crybabe:
wow you have the best taste in music
unzip ur pants
that-disney-blog:
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
takethewesttraintopanicstation:
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
“I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I...”
– Thought Catalog (via swimmingpoolforants)
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
hotwhiteguy:
hotwhiteguy:
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
